Friendship is: having a friend visit from out of town who accidentally locks you out of your apartment for hours on a hot summer day so he makes it up to you by doing all your dishes and making you a candle in a tomato can and will never know you stole all his bud because the asshole was passed out drunk which is why he couldn’t hear you ringing the G-D bell a million times and then you throw him out after thanking him for the candle and making sure he has somewhere else to stay.
